What to write about?

For those of you I’d call ‘regulars’ you may well have noticed that updates are not coming as often as they used to. I think I’m burned out from blogging. Well, not only that, I’m just burned out in general. 70 hours last week at work really took out any remaining energy I had. My energy levels have not been this low for quite a while. But maybe this is all just a short term thing that I’m going through because I’m so exhausted.

I did order, what I thought, were some pretty cool shirts the other day. They should be arriving before the end of the week. One of them has a drawing of an island at sunset and it has some little graves on it. The writing says “Florida… stay awhile”. I was going to wear that one to work. The other is in the same style as the Nascar logo and says “B-O-R-I-N-G”. If I ever go to watch a Nascar race then I reckon I’d wear that one. Hopefully the rednecks would see the funny side of it, because you know, I’m actually at the race so how can I think it is boring? Well, we’ve all seen Jerry Springer I’m sure, so maybe they wouldn’t understand the humour, and maybe the last thing I’d see on this earth was a great bunch of toothless freaks wearing overalls bearing down on me with pitchforks. Was that too much of a cliche there?

I do like paying people out, just for a laugh of course, and I expect to get payed out in return. If I don’t get payed out, or they don’t see the funny side, then I assume there is a major lack of the humour gene and I’m guessing I won’t find them too interesting to hang around with. However I think I may have overstepped it when I went to Crobar in South Beach Saturday night. A girl was visiting down from Chicago and a bunch of us went out partying. Well it seemed that one of the girls in the group didn’t like the music, or was too tired, or something like that and she had her arms crossed whilst standing in the middle of the dancefloor. I saw this and immediately starting impersonating her. Then I thought “I’m dancing with my arms crossed… like Russians sort of do!” and so I started dancing like they “sort of” would. Admittedly, I was only going on what I remember from “Fiddler on the Roof”. I don’t think she appreciated it though because she called her friends to the toilets soon after that they left. I’d like to think it wasn’t because of what I did, but perhaps it was.

Best thing I’ve heard today: “Don’t work too hard… just get it done by tomorrow”.

Kristian Golding

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