Goldberg is a champion of drinking, there is no doubt in that. For his size I just do not know how he stays upright. I guess the only explanation is he has had a lot of practice.
This story begins with the wedding of Adam and Emma. Matt was drinking hard at the reception and was getting more and more drunk. He came to me at some point and said “hey dude… doooo ya reckon youuu can dddrive me into town tonight?? ?? I need a liffffft in becosh I’ve been drinking a little too mussh.” (ok, it wasn’t quite that bad). I had no problem with this as I wasn’t really drinking at all (if you don’t know why then read back a few posts).
What happened for the rest of the night is just amazing. We drove into the city later on and he drank about 1/2 a bottle of Sambuca on the way. We went to the Stamford Plaza on North Terrace. I don’t know why we did, that just felt like the thing to do. Anyway at some point I noticed a grand piano down in the Cascades lounge and said to Matt “you gotta go play that!” About 10 minutes later that’s exactly what he was doing. Remember that at this time he was completely and utterly off his face. The waiter approached Matt and said “can you play this” and Matt said “yeah, of course”. After Matt had been playing for a while the waiter began bringing him free drinks! There were some other people there who were clapping and cheering Matt on too. What happened next was just weird. A few people had congregated around the piano requesting songs.
Not long after that a person equally as drunk as Matt started breakdancing to a bloody piano, or at least attempting to. Bear in mind we’re listening to some of Matt’s original songs, songs by Ben Folds and other songs by Billy Joel.
A guy wearing a kilt sat down next to Matt and started playing. He was a pretty good piano player too. This was when I heard Matt say to him: “You’re pretty cool for a guy who wears a kilt!” I can’t remember why the guy was wearing a kilt at 2am in the morning, but he was a percussionist (and it seemed a regular muso too since he could play piano) and had taken part in the Edinburgh Military Tattoo at least once. Here is a pic of Matt and the Kilt dude to Matt’s right playing the piano.
Matt also plays in a band called “Bernee”. I took some pictures at his latest gig which he’s put up on the Bernee website. I wish I could have used my new f1.4 lens but I had to make do with what I had. Eventually I’ll get around to putting my edited pics up on Flickr. Big emphasis on eventually.
