You might be a redneck if…
Posted by Kristian Golding on November 21, 2005
You go and watch NASCAR! Which is exactly what I did on Sunday.
I came away from NASCAR not really getting drawn into the whole thing that much. In fact, I left half way through because I was bored couldn’t get into it. The tickets that we got were free, thank goodness, because at $90 a pop I really would have felt ripped off slightly disappointed had I actually payed for them.
I did enjoy the crashes though, they were fun to watch.
Of course we also had a flyover and the airplanes actually had weapons equipped!
I also enjoyed watching a redneck guy with bad teeth and a rat-tail calling out smart remarks to people as they walked past him. He was doing that for a while and then someone looking for their seat asked him if he was sitting in the correct seat. He was actually in the wrong section and had to move… nobody’s perfect, right?
What I found amazing was the patriotism shown before the race started. Three trucks drove around the track with an American flag in tow and the crowd went absolutely mental with a deafening noise.
What was even more amazing happened after we had to stand for the American national anthem and remove our hats, which I expected of course. But then we were asked to bow our heads in prayer as Miss Florida read a prayer praising God about various things and asking for the protection of various people in faraway places. At the end of the prayer there was a resounding “Amen!” and people here and there followed that up with “Praise the Lord!” It was at that point I really felt like a foreigner and very, very out of place. It hit me I was in the company of real southerners at that time and I was very glad I had not worn my t-shirt that said “BORING” in the style of the NASCAR logo.
Anyway, I didn’t really enjoy the whole NASCAR experience. I thought it paled in my comparison to the V8 Supercars in Australia or rally car driving. That’s my opinion of course. It would probably have been much more enjoyable had I been wearing the headsets and listening to the commentators and had I actually chosen someone to go for and/or worked out what the hell was going on with people getting ahead and then losing their lead again. It’s like that computer catchup thing on racing games they have for people behind the leader.
I did find this website which is a response to people who claim that NASCAR may not be that exciting. But, if you go read that site, you’ll find that what they claim is great about NASCAR is pretty much in every other sporting event in existence so I don’t see the ‘that’s special’ part of the whole thing. Plus, the part about them seeming to make up rules as they go along… I’d find that downright annoying.
Something I heard about later was a pilot of one of the helicopters at the event was killed. Damn. We were long gone by that time though.
Hot chicks
Posted by Kristian Golding on November 17, 2005
Now that I have the attention of half the people reading this, I will write hot *nerd* chicks. There is something about an attractive girl and maths equations that I find particularly alluring. I’d write a maths equation to describe the relationship but I think these equations are better.
oZomatli pics
Posted by Kristian Golding on November 16, 2005
First off, BIG PROPS to Johanna, who was visiting from Puerto Rico, for taking these pictures at the Ozomatli concert in South Beach recently. BIG PROPS to Arlene for passing them on to me. BIG PROPS to me for posting other people’s pictures!! But I know there are a couple of Ozomatli fans out there who read this little site-o-mine so I had to share them.
Asdru shouting it out to the crowd. Take particular note of the shirt he is wearing…
Yes, it says ‘Womadelaide‘. I get bagged for harping on about Australia and in particular Adelaide all the time, but anyone who bags me hasn’t been to Australia yet and just doesn’t understand…
Wil-dog on the bass.
Jabu – awesome vocals…
Shef with DJ Spinobi in the background…
Raul and Jabu…
This part was awesome: after the set had finished oZo came into the crowd and continued to play, battling with the DJ’s at the nightclub who were trying to spin some musak…
Ende!
Farewell
Posted by Kristian Golding on November 15, 2005
Back in February I made this post about a picture I had located from a night out in South Beach. That night was excellent and I’ve had other good nights out with people in that group since then. I learnt today that Azadeh, the girl in the green top, died in a car accident last night. A person driving under the influence (in fact he had been convicted of DUI 3 times prior) was driving the wrong way on an interstate highway ramp and hit her car head on.
I had not seen Azadeh for a couple of months so I wasn’t a close friend but I’d always have a chat when I did see her. Ha, I remember well being in Voodoo lounge in downtown Ft Lauderdale for Sean’s birthday party a few months ago. I offered her my shoes because her feet were sore from dancing in her shoes and she could not dance anymore. There I was standing on the dancefloor with no shoes on saying “c’mon! there is still dancing to be done! you can wear my shoes!” and she just stared back at me with those eyes. That will always be one thing I will remember about her: her eyes. They were just amazing.
I spent tonight talking to Sean who was a close friend of Azadeh. He’s a bit overwhelmed by the gravity of the situation and things will take a while to sink in.
I have found that time and the comfort of family and friends will help you learn to live with such a loss. Eventually you learn to live for them, and every so often you do or say something that reminds you of that person and you smile to yourself and you say: “I hope you don’t mind, but I borrowed that from you”. And for them, you go on.
Seeya later Azadeh.