Winky vs Trinidad
Posted by Kristian Golding on May 16, 2005
I went to a friend’s house Satdee night to watch a boxing fight on HBO pay per view. Now let me get this straight – I ain’t the biggest fan of boxing. Actually I’d usually go out of my way to avoid watching fights because I just think it’s sort of cave man like but I tucked all those thoughts away and just watched the damn thing. The fight was between Winky Wright and Felix Trinidad. The ‘local’ boy Winky ended up winning, even with a rather distracting boil or whatever the heck it was on his neck. Dis-gust-ing. Check the link here for some more fight details.
What I found really funny about the fight was the absolute crap and fluff the commentators dribbled to fill in time. It was just incredibly stupid stuff. My absolute favourite part though was when one of the commentators was trying to make a point that something was the exact opposite, so he resorted to this analogy (not exact wording but): “Take for example Afghanistan and then being all the way on the opposite side of the world . . . like Denmark”. Hmmm, stick to the boxing world buddy. The real world is probably too big for you. It sort of surprised me he didn’t say Iraq, because that’s another country that the media here has been mentioning for some reason.
Speaking of funny, what I saw today cracked me up a bit. I’d pulled up at a set of lights and was watching some people get out of their car at the intersection and push it across because it had broken down. What was written on the windows? “For sale”.
And to finish off the triple play of funnies, here is a website dedicated to chicks being filmed trying to get their bogged cars out of mud and so forth.
http://www.carstuckgirls.com/.
It’s funny how you come across sites like that which are totally unrelated to the material you’re reading at the time. I checked out the FAQ to get a ‘please explain’ for the website and all it had was help in sorting out technical difficulties with getting the videos to play. Oh, and it describes how they keep the packaging discrete. I guess that’s so your significant other doesn’t find out you have a . . . chicks-getting-cars-stuck-in-mud fetish? Ohhhhh kaaaay.
Bro’s causing problems again!
Posted by Kristian Golding on May 11, 2005
At the moment my Bro is lying in a bed in the Royal Adelaide hospital and has been there for the past few days. He’s had multiple CAT scans and MRI scans. I’ve been talking to him and he seems fine at the moment but has to stay in hospital once results from all the scans are in. The doctors said they actually found something – a brain! I say check again!
Anyway bro, hope you get out of there soon – and leave the female French doctors alone, ok? 😉
UPDATE: He’s now out of hospital.
Cinco de Mayo pictures
Posted by Kristian Golding on May 11, 2005
There was a Cinco de Mayo celebration at Tobacco Road last Thursday night and Santos Renuentes were playing there again. I’ve got pics from the night uploaded here.
Hard Rock casino
Posted by Kristian Golding on May 10, 2005
I went out Saturday night to the retail area around Hard Rock casino which has all the clubs and shopping stuff. I’ve been here a few times and it’s pretty good, all things considered. I hadn’t been out with that group for a night out before and damn, I ended up having a blast. I think seeing chicks riding mechanical bulls really sealed off the night.
We started off at an Irish pub that was playing songs like “Loveshack” by the B-52s. . . yeah. The “DJ” there could not mix fricken salt and water. It was absolutely terrible. I was glad to get out of there. Next we tried getting into a club called “Pangaea“. It seemed a group our size was not going to have any luck in getting in without buying a couple of tables though (at $250 each).
Since people were getting restless the decision was made to go to watch some mechanical bull riding at a place called Tequila Ranch, a Mexican themed restaurant. This place apparently doesn’t have the best Mexican food around, but it made up for that in other ways. I have to say thankyou Todd for being so pro-bull. Not that Todd will probably ever read this blog but his name is now in here. Words can’t describe how fantastic it was to see two girls at once riding a mechanical bull. “2night” were there and here is a link to pictures from the night. I was thinking that’d be a cool gig – taking pictures in all the cool clubs around Miami and surrounding areas with my digital SLR. . . how awesome would that be?! I think it would be as awesome as using someone’s fist as a microphone to sing “No woman no cry” and “One love”, which is something I ended up doing that night even though I wasn’t drunk.
We closed out the country bar and most of the people in our group left after that. Those of us remaining went back to Pangaea hoping to get in this time. We got in no problemo and even slipped past the girl at the door collecting money because she was busy messaging someone on the phone (normally it would cost $20 to get in).
Pangaea is a pretty good club considering its location. Click this link to see a sampling of people who were there the same night. They have an obligatory RnB/Hip Hop room and in another room they have the dance music, which was ok I guess. It was a little too techno if you know what I mean. Too much beat and not enough style. Maybe some other nights they play music which is similar to that on their website.
I was at the bar in Pangaea ordering a drink when I noticed a guy having an epileptic fit on the floor not far from me. There was the typical crowd of stunned onlookers – of course no-one could have done much at that stage of a fit. But once the fit subsided I didn’t see anyone putting him into the recovery position and checking his airways etc. So can you guess who had to do this? I didn’t hang around for too long though as there were a few of his friends who were there to take care of him.
All things considered though, it wasn’t a bad night at all.