Well I hope everyone had a good Christmas and New Year break. I made the mistake of attempting to work during that time, and was not as successful as I would have liked. Since this has turned into more of a photo blog rather than random musings/bitchings (stated right after a bitching post), here are some photos.
Bitch time
It’s bitchy PK here. I can be in a completely good mood, and all of a sudden on comes a commercial with a song that has the most stupid lyrics ever. Take one of the new iPod Touch ads, with lyrics like these how can you go wrong?!?
“Music is my boyfriend
Music is my girlfriend
Music is my dead end
Music is my imaginary friend
Music is my brother
Music is my great-grand-daughter
Music is my sister
Music is my favorite mistress”
“Music is my beach house
Music is my hometown
Music is my kingsize bed
Music is my hot hot bath
Music is my hot hot sex
Music is my back rub
Music is where i’d like you to touch”
The actual ad splices some of those lines together for a more concentrated bad-lyric experience. Here it is:
Here is another one from Old Navy:
“If you are chilly, here take my sweater”
Hey, I get the idea! Could the rest of the song go like this?
“If you are thirsty, here have some water”
“If you are sleepy, here is a pillow”
“If you are hungry, here take my salad” and so the hell on.
Sheer poetic brilliance!
Photos around the place
I’ve noticed some photos of mine are on certain websites around the place. I find it interesting to see which of my photos are used. Here are some links:
Fantasy-fest devil
Diesel the family cat
Kitten in Nicaragua
Major Mitchell cockatoo
Heller International building, Chicago
Little chargers
Murray river
